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The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation

422. The Wildebeest Implementation

Aired May 5, 2011

Amy and Penny recruit Bernadette as a double agent when she and Howard have dinner with Leonard and Priya. Meanwhile, Raj tries out a new medication to cure his social anxiety.

Quote from Raj

Raj: She didn't even get to see my penis.


Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: There's no need to interact with me. I'm just here to observe.

Quote from Raj

Sheldon: Red is angry, yellow is frightened, green is jealous and blue is depressed. Perhaps we can assign a color to lonely.
Raj: Nothing rhymes with orange. Its probably lonely.
Sheldon: All right. Come in. You look positively orange with loneliness. No, I dont see that catching on at all.

Quote from Penny

Penny: I'm sorry, shoes, but you have to go back.
Shoebox (Penny): But, Penny, we love you.
Penny: I love you, too, but you cost more than my rent.
Shoebox (Penny): But Penny, you look so good in us.
Penny: (To Amy) Damn it, the shoes are right!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: As a mental exercise, I invite you to figure out why the two of us can't play three-person chess.

Quote from Amy

Leonard: Sorry.
Amy: So, are you off to dinner with Priya, Howard and Bernadette?
Leonard: Yeah. How did you know?
Amy: I heard it at the mall, when I was shopping with my girlfriends, 'cause, you know, that's kind of my life now. Have a good night. Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: I can't do this any more! I'm a good girl. I went to Catholic school!

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