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The Big Bang Theory: The White Asparagus Triangulation

209. The White Asparagus Triangulation

Aired November 24, 2008

Leonard finally has a girlfriend that not only satisfies him, but also meets Sheldon's demanding standards for Leonard's cohorts.

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Leonard? (x3)
Leonard: What, Sheldon!? What, Sheldon!? What, Sheldon!?
Sheldon: Tell me what you see here.
Leonard: The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?

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Quote from Penny

Sheldon: I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido.
Penny: I could think about you.
Sheldon: Whatever works.

Quote from Penny

Raj: Ooo.
Penny: What's the matter, Lassie? Did Timmy fall down the well?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Of the handful of women Leonard's been involved with, she's the only one I have ever found tolerable.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Sheldon: The statement stands for itself.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Well, this is very pleasant.
Leonard: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Sheldon: And you said there would never be enough pasta for the three of us.

Quote from Penny

Sheldon: This is banana bread.
Penny: This is a door knob.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: What's your favorite fruit?
Stephanie: Strawberries.
Sheldon: Mmm, technically not a fruit, but all right.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: I'm bleeding!
Sheldon: Like a gladiator.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If I'm permitted to speak again, Dr. Sheldon Cooper for the win!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I spent so much of my childhood at that hospital. When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter.
Stephanie: What? What happened?
Sheldon: Radiation burns. A little mishap while I was building my own CAT scanner.
Stephanie: I'm sorry, you tried to build your own CAT scanner?
Sheldon: No, I didn't try, I succeeded.

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