‘The Werewolf Transformation’ Quotes
518. The Werewolf Transformation
Aired February 23, 2012
Sheldon is thrown for a loop when his regular barber gets sick. No longer able to stick to his routine, Sheldon embraces the chaos. Meanwhile, Wolowitz struggles with his astronaut training.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Gotta run. (Looks down at scissors) But not with scissors, that would be unsafe.
Quote from Sheldon
Penny: Where are you going?
Sheldon: Wherever the music takes me, kitten.
Quote from Sheldon
Leonard: It's 3 in the morning!
Sheldon: 3 in the morning is a good time for bongos.
Leonard: I was sleeping!
Sheldon: Leonard sleep while I play bongos.
Leonard: No, I don't.
Sheldon: Leonard no sleep while I play bongos.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: I play bongos while walking down the stairs.
*Sheldon falls*
Sheldon: Never play bongos while walking down the stairs
Quote from Amy
Amy: There's not a hair on my body I wouldn't let this woman trim.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: Please don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos.
Quote from Howard
Wolowitz: I'm so dehydrated. My pee's like toothpaste.
Quote from Leonard
Penny: Okay, what just happened?
Leonard: I don't know. Between you playing chess like Bobby Fischer and Sheldon being okay with you in his spot, I'm guessing someone went back in time, stepped on a bug, and changed the course of human events.
Quote from Howard
Howard: Sometime through the night an armadillo fell in, then he spooned me.