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‘The Tenure Turbulence’ Quotes

The Big Bang Theory: The Tenure Turbulence

620. The Tenure Turbulence

Aired April 4, 2013

When a tenured position opens up at the university, Leonard, Sheldon and Raj compete for the job. The competition intensifies when the girls get involved.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do. (To Amy) Don't just stand there. Take your breasts out.


Quote from Amy

Amy: Seriously, is that tape? Like, how are they staying up like that?

Quote from Amy

Amy: You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job. And no amount of gravity-defying bosom is going to change that.

Quote from Howard

Leonard: Oh, you do what you want. But I don't want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever.
Howard: *Coughing* So is tenure.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Are you implying my girlfriend doesn't have any sexuality to exploit?
Raj: Yes.
Sheldon: Okay, because that was not clear.

Quote from Sheldon

Mrs. Davis: Roots?
Sheldon: The tragic history of slavery in America. Fun for the whole family.
Mrs. Davis: Why would you think this is an appropriate gift?
Sheldon: Umm. Well, you are black, right?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If we really want science to advance, people should have chips implanted in their skulls that explode when they say something stupid.

Quote from Raj

Sheldon: That was ambiguous.
Raj: Well, now it's biguous.

Quote from Sheldon

Raj: Yeah, screw it. I'm going in.
Sheldon: Wait. Hold on. I believe screw it, I'm going in, is what I said to your mother last night.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: (To Penny) Way to hit 'em with both barrels.

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