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The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis

501. The Skank Reflex Analysis

Aired September 22, 2011

The group is still reeling from the revelation about Raj and Penny, who worries that she's screwed things up with her friends. Meanwhile, Sheldon takes charge of the paintball team.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing.

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Quote from Amy

Amy: A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door. I wish I could tell thirteen-year-old me it does get better.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If I could I would, but I can't so I shan't.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch, and Kangaroo it's good enough for me.

Quote from Amy

Amy: You can't blame yourself. When your pre-frontal cortex fails to make you happy, promiscuity rewards you with the needed flood of Dopamine. We neurobiologists refer to it as the skank reflex.

Quote from Amy

Penny: Coming. Yup, that's good. Wine glasses should have handles. (Answers the door to Amy)
Amy: Keeping accurate track of your alcohol intake. Smart idea considering how trampy you get when you've had a few.
Penny: You heard what I did?
Amy: I heard who you did.

Quote from Raj

Raj: You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like ruining ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Geology isn't a real science!

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: (Yelling at Raj) I'M NICE TO EVERYONE!

Quote from Raj

Leonard: How could you not tell me your sister was moving back to India?
Howard: Maybe he was too busy writing clumsy penis metaphors about my fiancee.
Raj: Screw you, that was a beautifully-written penis metaphor.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If there is ever a church of Sheldon, it started here.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Don't be so hard on yourself. Do you know the story of Catherine The Great?
Penny: No.
Amy: She ruled Russia in the late 1700s and one night when she was feeling particularly randy she used an intricate system of pullies to have intimate relations with a horse.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Whenever you're ready, AT&T!


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