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‘The Love Car Displacement’ Quotes

The Big Bang Theory: The Love Car Displacement

413. The Love Car Displacement

Aired January 20, 2011

The entire gang travels to a hotel for a science conference. Their visit turns tense when Bernadette runs into her ex-boyfriend.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I need to sleep here tonight.
Raj: Why?
Sheldon: Howard is a total ass, Bernadette is in Penny's bed, Amy bites and Penny may or may not have coitus with Leonard.
Raj: Okay, come in.

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Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Are you in the lanthanide series?
Sheldon: Amy, it's Penny's turn. Penny.
Penny: Uh, I dunno. Are you food?
Sheldon: That's not a apropos! We've already established I'm found on the Periodic Table.
Penny: Well, it's a table, right? I mean, why can't there be food on it?
Sheldon: I knew she wasn't lead car material.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Good morning everyone and welcome to "Science and Society". I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, PhD and ScD. OMG, right?

Quote from Raj

Howard: What, I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Raj: Id like to weigh in here: No.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Radio contact is sufficient. No need to extend your middle finger.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: (To Raj) No, we don't want to watch Bridget Jones' Diary.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Travel makes me constipated so I am the ideal hotel roommate.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Raj! What are you doing?
Raj: *raises coffee cup*
Sheldon: I don't think so. You've already had your allotted 6 ounces. The next bathroom break isn't until the Denny's near Bakersfield, which is approximately 2 and a half hours away. Remember people, we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.

Quote from Raj

Raj: These mimosas are kicking my little brown ass!

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: We have seven people and two cars. In the lead car, driven by Leonard, will be myself, Amy Farrah Fowler and Penny.
Amy: Yes! He had you in the other car, but I got you upgraded.
Penny: Yay.
Sheldon: She made the case that if we break down in the middle of nowhere, your Nebraska backwoods skills and brawny hands will give us the best chance to survive in the wild.
Penny: Brawny?
Leonard: They're bigger than mine.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: (To Raj) I'd like to kick your little brown ass.


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