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The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation

507. The Good Guy Fluctuation

Aired October 27, 2011

Leonard and Priya's relationship is put to the test when Leonard meets a cute comic book artist. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to get back at the guys for a Halloween prank.

Quote from Penny

Leonard: More Halloween candy. Didn't you just buy a bunch of it yesterday?
Penny: Oh, yeah. That's gone. It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.

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Quote from Sheldon

Raj: (Talking to the snake) Let's go to the biology lab and find you some nice yummy mice.
Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper. You're better than this.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Bazinga, punk. Now we're even!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: "See you in hell Sheldon"? The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Leonard, you're looking for a way to sleep with both women and have everybody be happy about it.
Leonard: Now we're getting somewhere.
Penny: What does your gut tell you?
Leonard: Go ask Penny; she'll know what to do.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You know, the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche believed that morality is just a fiction used by the herd of inferior human beings to hold back the few superior men.
Leonard: Thanks, that actually does help.
Sheldon: It's worth noting that he died of syphilis.

Quote from Leonard

(Leonard & Alice are kissing)
Leonard: Damn it, I can't. I can't do this.
Alice: Is it my tongue stud? 'Cause if that freaks you out, you're in for a real surprise later on.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: It's me, Mrs. Wolowitz.
Howard: That's not my mom, it's Bernadette.
Sheldon: Really? That's very unsettling.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: You may be from Texas, but I'm from New Jersey.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I am also a son of the Lone Star state. I'm Texas through and through. And we know how to settle scores down there. If you doubt me, just ask Mexico.

Quote from Sheldon

Howard: You should've seen the look on your face!
Sheldon: Oh, yes. The slightly widened eyes of mildly startled.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: And reverse the spin on the anti-proton, and gamma becomes alpha multiplied by a matrix of I comma zero. And there we have it, conclusive proof that I am absolutely useless after nine o'clock.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Well, they say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did. And, I'm pretty sure Alice is the stuff I want to do.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: All right, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won't be relying on Suess here. Although One Fish Two Fish, Red Fish Blue Fish might be surprisingly applicable here.


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