The Big Bang Theory Quote of the Day

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Quote from Leonard in The Desperation Emanation

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go.


Recent Quotes

Monday, October 18, 2021

Quote from Sheldon in The Wheaton Recurrence

Wil Wheaton: You ready to bowl?
Sheldon: Oh, I'm ready. I don't know if Stuart told you what you are up against tonight, but before you stands the co-captain of the East Texas Christian Youth Holy Roller Bowling League Championship Team 7-12 year-old division. Also, Penny is pretty good.
Wil Wheaton: Great, then it's on.
Sheldon (to himself): Foolish Wil Wheaton. It was never off.

Sunday, October 17, 2021

Quote from Bernadette in The Skywalker Incursion

Bernadette: Hey, Raj, if Howard can't keep the TARDIS, how great would it look at your place?
Raj: What?
Howard: Yeah, what?
Bernadette: I don't know much about Doctor Who, but if you were to put this right outside your front door and open up the back, it would be like your entire apartment is the inside of the TARDIS. Which is pretty cool because on the show, the inside of the TARDIS is bigger than the outside. But then again, I don't know much about Doctor Who.

Saturday, October 16, 2021

Quote from Amy in The Tenure Turbulence

Amy: You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job. And no amount of gravity-defying bosom is going to change that.

Friday, October 15, 2021

Quote from Raj in The Separation Agitation

Raj: I'd love a personal trainer. I haven't seen my abs since they opened a Shake Shack on my drive home.

Thursday, October 14, 2021

Quote from Howard in The Perspiration Implementation

Raj: When was the last actual exercise you got?
Howard: The other day when she tried to put that Fitbit on me and I ran away from her.

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Quote from Penny in The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: Come on, looks don't matter to Sheldon. ... Because he only has eyes for you!
Amy: Nice try.
Penny: Thanks, I was scrambling.

Upcoming Quotes

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

A quote from Penny in the episode The Grasshopper Experiment.

Thursday, October 21, 2021

A quote from Howard in the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary.

Friday, October 22, 2021

A quote from Raj in the episode The Vengeance Formulation.

Saturday, October 23, 2021

A quote from Amy in the episode The Habitation Configuration.

Sunday, October 24, 2021

A quote from Bernadette in the episode The Gorilla Experiment.