The Big Bang Theory Quote of the Day
Sunday, January 24, 2021
Howard: Okay, just to set the record straight, I didn't hire the prostitute, she was a gift from him. Shame on you, Raj. That is not how we treat women in this country.
Bernadette: Don't you try and blame this on him.
Raj: Thank you, Bernadette.
Bernadette: Zip it, pervert!
Saturday, January 23, 2021
Amy: Sheldon, that was beautiful.
Sheldon: If you didn't press record-
Amy: I pressed it!
Friday, January 22, 2021
Raj: It's amazing what liquor does to guilt.
Thursday, January 21, 2021
Howard: I was going to say we pick up a cake or a pie, but an insult to her faith is always thoughtful.
Wednesday, January 20, 2021
Penny: So, I guess the only thing that actually stays the same is that things are always changing.
Sheldon: Interesting. So you're saying the inevitability of change might be a universal constant.
Penny: Well, there's a little more to it than that, but, yeah, sure.
Tuesday, January 19, 2021
Leonard: What are you afraid of?
Penny: Well, what if we do go out and I do something stupid and dump you again.
Leonard: What if I dump you?
Penny: [Scoffs] Come on, be serious.
Monday, January 18, 2021
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Friday, January 29, 2021