The Big Bang Theory Quote of the Day

Sunday, January 24, 2021

Quote from Bernadette in The Stag Convergence

Howard: Okay, just to set the record straight, I didn't hire the prostitute, she was a gift from him. Shame on you, Raj. That is not how we treat women in this country.
Bernadette: Don't you try and blame this on him.
Raj: Thank you, Bernadette.
Bernadette: Zip it, pervert!


Recent Quotes

Saturday, January 23, 2021

Quote from Amy in The Champagne Reflection

Amy: Sheldon, that was beautiful.
Sheldon: If you didn't press record-
Amy: I pressed it!

Friday, January 22, 2021

Quote from Raj in The Herb Garden Germination

Raj: It's amazing what liquor does to guilt.

Thursday, January 21, 2021

Quote from Howard in The Mommy Observation

Howard: I was going to say we pick up a cake or a pie, but an insult to her faith is always thoughtful.

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Quote from Penny in The Change Constant

Penny: So, I guess the only thing that actually stays the same is that things are always changing.
Sheldon: Interesting. So you're saying the inevitability of change might be a universal constant.
Penny: Well, there's a little more to it than that, but, yeah, sure.

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Quote from Leonard in The Recombination Hypothesis

Leonard: What are you afraid of?
Penny: Well, what if we do go out and I do something stupid and dump you again.
Leonard: What if I dump you?
Penny: [Scoffs] Come on, be serious.

Monday, January 18, 2021

Quote from Sheldon in The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, January 25, 2021

A quote from Sheldon in the episode The Status Quo Combustion.

Tuesday, January 26, 2021

A quote from Leonard in the episode The Weekend Vortex.

Wednesday, January 27, 2021

A quote from Penny in the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification.

Thursday, January 28, 2021

A quote from Howard in the episode The Military Miniaturization.

Friday, January 29, 2021

A quote from Raj in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence.