The Big Bang Theory Quote of the Day

Sunday, July 5, 2020

Quote from Bernadette in The Closure Alternative

Penny: It's just, he's so passionate about so many different things. I just don't get that way. Do you?
Bernadette: Well, sure. I'm pretty passionate about science. I remember the first time I looked through a microscope and saw millions of tiny microorganisms. It was like a whole other universe. If I wanted to, I could wipe it out with my thumb like a god.

Recent Quotes

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Quote from Amy in The Date Night Variable

Amy: I can't believe I bleached my moustache for this.

Friday, July 3, 2020

Quote from Raj in The Colonization Application

Raj: So, where's your roommate tonight?
Emily: Well, I thought it was a little unfair that she's always here and you never get a chance to stay over, so I killed her.
Raj: Remember our agreement. You can joke about killing people, but you have to say "just kidding".

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Quote from Howard in The Barbarian Sublimation

Raj: What's with him?
Leonard: Penny is keeping him up at night.
Howard: Me too. But probably in a different way.

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Quote from Penny in The Gothowitz Deviation

Leonard: They're gonna get beaten up at that club.
Penny: They're gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Quote from Leonard in The Friendship Contraction

Leonard: Oh, great! I get to spend another night in front of our apartment dressed like one of the Village People.
Sheldon: You make that joke every three months and I still don't get it.

Monday, June 29, 2020

Quote from Sheldon in The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

Sheldon: I present to you the Relationship Agreement. A binding covenant that in its 31 pages enumerates, illuminates and codifies the responsibilities of Sheldon Lee Cooper - hereinafter referred to as the "Boyfriend" - and Amy Farrah Fowler - hereinafter referred to as the "Girlfriend.
Amy: That's so romantic!
Sheldon: Mutual indemnification always is.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, July 6, 2020

A quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition.

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

A quote from Leonard in the episode The Love Car Displacement.

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

A quote from Penny in the episode The Bachelor Party Corrosion.

Thursday, July 9, 2020

A quote from Howard in the episode The Hot Troll Deviation.

Friday, July 10, 2020

A quote from Raj in the episode The Separation Triangulation.