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‘A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross’ Quotes

Young Sheldon: A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

220. A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Aired May 2, 2019

Georgie is thrilled when Veronica (Isabel May) stays at the Coopers' house for a few days. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis (Wallace Shawn) celebrate their one-year anniversary.

Quote from George Sr.

George Sr.: You mind putting down my kid?
Clint Watson: We were just playing around.
Veronica: This is my mom's boyfriend, Clint.
George Sr.: Hello, Clint. What can we do for you?
Clint Watson: I'm here to pick up Veronica. Come on.
George Sr.: You want to go with this man?
Veronica: No, sir.
George Sr.: You heard her. Thanks for stopping by.
Clint Watson: You really want to mess with me?
George Sr.: Sure. Why not?
[THUDDING OUTSIDE]
Mary: What's going on out there?
George Sr.: You might want to call the police.
Mary: Why?
George Sr.: There's a bum sleeping on our front porch.

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Quote from Dr. John Sturgis

Meemaw: Hello?
Dr. John Sturgis: Did you know that word "hello" wasn't used as a greeting - until the invention of the telephone?
Meemaw: Hi, John.
Dr. John Sturgis: To end a phone call, it was suggested to say, "That is all."
Meemaw: Is that all, John?
Dr. John Sturgis: No, I wanted to invite you to dinner tomorrow night.
Meemaw: Great. Where we going?
Dr. John Sturgis: I can't tell you that. It's a surprise.
Meemaw: You want to give me a clue so I'll know how to dress?
Dr. John Sturgis: Well, dress as if you were going to a Mexican restaurant.
Meemaw: Oh, we're going to Puerta Roja.
Dr. John Sturgis: I can't tell you that, it would ruin the surprise.
Meemaw: John, you do realize that I'll be the one driving us there.
Dr. John Sturgis: Fine, we're going to Puerta Roja, but everything else is a surprise. That is all!

Quote from George Jr.

Mary: And while she's here, I expect y'all to be on your best behavior.
George Jr.: Why are you looking at me?
Mary: Was I?
George Jr.: Yeah, and you still are.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Are you wearing cologne?
George Jr.: No.
Sheldon: Georgie, I have the olfactory senses of a polar bear. They can smell a seal through three feet of ice.

Quote from Missy

Sheldon: He's exhibiting Zahavian signaling theory.
Missy: Is that from Star Trek?
Sheldon: No, biology. He's trying to communicate his more desirable qualities in order to attract Veronica.
Missy: Too bad he doesn't have any desirable qualities.

Quote from Meemaw

Mary: Oh, Mom. If you're sleeping with the man, you should be married to him.
Meemaw: Why do I come here? I got to find a cooler chick to talk to.

Quote from Missy

George Jr.: Uh, maybe when you're done, we can go down to the mall and hang out.
Veronica: Oh, I promised your sister I'd take her out for some girl time.
George Jr.: Maybe I can come along.
Veronica: Then it wouldn't be girl time.
George Jr.: No, not entirely, but it would be mostly.
Missy: Take a hint, dummy.

Quote from Dr. John Sturgis

Dr. John Sturgis: What's this? "Connie Tucker is proud to announce that she is sweet on Dr.
John Sturgis and they are officially a romantic couple." Oh, boy! I'm back in business!


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