Young Sheldon Quotes
Young Sheldon
Young Sheldon follows the life of child genius Sheldon Cooper growing up in East Texas.
Starring: Iain Armitage, Zoe Perry, Lance Barber, Montana Jordan, Raegan Revord, Annie Potts, Jim Parsons.
Original Run: 2017-.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Sheldon in A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
Sheldon: Hello. Yes, you can help me, Dorothy Fitzpatrick. I'm interested in taking out a second mortgage. I'm nine years old. Why do you ask? That's called age discrimination, Dorothy, but I'm willing to let it slide. I'm glad you find me cute, but I'm deadly serious. I need funds to buy a computer. No, the house isn't in my name. I'm nine. We've established this. I do prepare the taxes for my parents, and if we tighten our belts, we'll have sufficient equity for the loan.
Sheldon: Per the student dress and grooming code, this boy's hair is too long. This boy's wearing sports attire outside a designated area. And this girl's blouse is diaphanous, which means I can see her brassiere.
Quote from Missy in A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
Missy: If you're unhappy, just ask God for help.
Sheldon: I don't believe in God.
Missy: [shushes] He can hear you. He knows if you've been bad or good. Like Santa, but he can send you to hell.
Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- 101. Pilot
- 106. A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
- 104. A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
- 120. A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
- 108. Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
- 203. A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
- 115. Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
- 102. Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
- 107. A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
- 118. A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
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- 118. A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
- 220. A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
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- 114. Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
- 108. Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
- 110. An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
- 117. Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
- 208. An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
- 120. A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish