Young Sheldon Quotes
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- Season 1
- Pilot
- Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
- Poker, Faith, and Eggs
- A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
- A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom
- A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
- A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
- Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
- Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia
- An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
- Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers
- A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
- A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
- Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
- Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
- Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
- Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
- A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
- Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
- A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
- Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
- Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set
- Season 2
Young Sheldon
Young Sheldon follows the life of child genius Sheldon Cooper growing up in East Texas.
Starring: Iain Armitage, Zoe Perry, Lance Barber, Montana Jordan, Raegan Revord, Annie Potts, Jim Parsons.
Original Run: 2017-.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Sheldon in A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
Sheldon: Hello. Yes, you can help me, Dorothy Fitzpatrick. I'm interested in taking out a second mortgage. I'm nine years old. Why do you ask? That's called age discrimination, Dorothy, but I'm willing to let it slide. I'm glad you find me cute, but I'm deadly serious. I need funds to buy a computer. No, the house isn't in my name. I'm nine. We've established this. I do prepare the taxes for my parents, and if we tighten our belts, we'll have sufficient equity for the loan.
Sheldon: Per the student dress and grooming code, this boy's hair is too long. This boy's wearing sports attire outside a designated area. And this girl's blouse is diaphanous, which means I can see her brassiere.
Mary: You understand that some people are going to be intimidated by you, because of how smart you are?
Sheldon: Or maybe they'll recognize my intellect and make me their leader.
Mary: How about we lose the bow-tie?
Sheldon: Why?
Mary: Look around, honey. No of the other kids are wearing one.
Sheldon: Well, perhaps I'll start a fad.
Pastor: In Matthew nine, verse four, Jesus said, "Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts?"
Sheldon: Do you have evil thoughts?
Mary: Ssh.
Sheldon: I just don't think this part applies to me.
Mary: That's fine. Be quiet and listen.
Sheldon: I'm only nine years old. Most evil doesn't start till puberty.
Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- Pilot
- A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
- A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
- A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
- A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
- Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
- Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
- Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
- Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
- A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
Most Popular Episodes
- A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom
- A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
- A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
- A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
- Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
- Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
- Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
- An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
- A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
- A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage