Bill Quote #91

Quote from Bill in Where No Dean Has Been Before

Bill: I'd love for you to work at the only Black accounting firm in town.
Lillian: They have a receptionist with a natural.
Bill: Shut your mouth.
Lillian: [laughs] Yes, they do! Whoo! Ooh!
Dean: I know exactly how you feel, Mama. I was invited to hang with someone cool, too. He's actually Keisa's new boyfriend. And he thinks I'm funny.
Bill: That is the saddest thing I ever heard.
Lillian: That is not even remotely the same.
Bill: He owes you an apology, if you ask me.


 ‘Where No Dean Has Been Before’ Quotes

Quote from Dean

Lillian: What's wrong with being yourself?
Adult Dean: "Just be yourself." Ageless wisdom that's just as true now as it has ever been. Nah, buddy, she was gonna have to come harder than that today.
Dean: You kidding me?! You have no idea what seventh grade is like! That will never work! I've been myself all year, all my life, and where has it gotten me?
Bill: Watch your tone.
Lillian: [sighs] It's okay, Bill. Let him speak his mind.
Dean: And, of course, you would think "just be yourself" would work. You're always yourself, and people love you for it.
Bill: [to Lillian] The whooping window is closing. Pretty soon it's gonna be more for me than him.

Quote from Adult Dean

Adult Dean: Ah, the sweet, sweet smell of plastic model glue. I liked the smell so much, I only remember half the models I built with it. What was I saying?

Quote from Adult Dean

Dean: Sorry, Keisa, but Broderick already made plans to come to my house. If you still wanna see the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Broderick: Is that okay?
Keisa: I guess.
Adult Dean: That's right, Keisa. Your plans with your boyfriend just got Spock-blocked. [chuckles] Oh, please, come on, y'all know y'all liked that one.