Adult Dean Quote #129

Quote from Adult Dean in Bill's New Gig

Bruce: Well, it seems like you could take all the energy you put into your system and just do the chores. [Kim shakes her head] Come on. Let's get started.
Kim: No. You're not the boss.
Bruce: You're right. Mom is. Want me to tell her about your system?
Adult Dean: Dang. Duped by a knock-off Tito Jackson.

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 ‘Bill's New Gig’ Quotes

Quote from Lillian

Lillian: There's a new ice cream place over in Cloverdale. You think you can take yourself away from that school work long enough to get yourself a double scoop?
Dean: Is this a test? Like when you ask me if I want sugar in my grits?
Lillian: No, I'm not gonna spank you this time. This is for real.

Quote from Bruce

Bruce: [to Dean] The army taught me how to kill a man in his sleep without making a sound.

Quote from Kim

Bruce: Mama, relax, okay? We'll do the dishes.
Lillian: Why, how thoughtful. You have been so helpful lately. Doing laundry, washing the car... I can't even get Dean to make his bed.
Dean: [quietly] Bruce is making us look bad.
Kim: Yeah, we need to have a little talk with him.
Adult Dean: Kim and I were rarely aligned on anything. It was nice to finally have a united front.
Kim: Has anyone ever told you that shirt makes you look like Peppermint Patty?
Adult Dean: Well, it was fun while it lasted.