Kim Quote #37

Quote from Kim in Jobs and Hangouts

Kim: Probably won't have enough money for a new dress anyway. I barely make any tips at work.
Bill: You do realize that tips are based on good service, right?
Kim: Yes, Daddy. I was hired to make their new Black customers feel comfortable, but there aren't enough of them, so I've been inviting my friends to come by so they can tell people that it's cool to eat there.
Bill: If you need more customers, we're available. Want to go tonight, Lil?
Lillian: Sounds like a good idea. Stew's better on the second day, anyway.
Bill: [chuckles] Hope your plan works and you get more tips. You know, a lot of money gets taken out of that paycheck.
Kim: [laughs] I know about taxes, Daddy.
Bill: I'm talking about what I take out. Everybody in this house with a job chips in for bills. [chuckles]
Kim: [scoffs] Only you could find a way to charge me for earning my own money.

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Quote from Adult Dean

Adult Dean: I still hadn't figured out what Wendy's issue was with my sister. Kim was great at her job, but I figured it had something to do with Kim being from the original mother race and Wendy being jealous because her loins weren't the birthplace of civilization. I mean, that's what I got from those Black Panther pamphlets in Kim's room, anyway.

Quote from Dean

Lillian: Yeah, your book report is very good, Dean. You really explained the themes of Call of the Wild very well, but you had several misspelled words. Now, honey, if you can't spell something, you gotta look it up.
Dean: How would I know if I spelled a word wrong if nobody tells me? One day, I'm gonna create something that automatically checks your spelling for you.
Lillian: Oh, baby. Lazy has already been invented. [laughs]
Adult Dean: And that's why I don't have a yacht today.

Quote from Bill

Bill: Albert.
Kwame: [sighs] Uh, I prefer Kwame, sir.
Bill: I bet you do. But that's not what your mama named you.
Kwame: Uh, well, we were on our way out, so, uh...
Bill: I parked behind you in the driveway, so we might as well sit a spell and catch up.
Kwame: Oh.
Bill: How's that revolution coming? Y'all on schedule?
Kim: Ugh.