Granddaddy Clisby Quote #49

Quote from Granddaddy Clisby in Independence Day

Keisa: I'd love to see that.
Dean: Yeah, me too. But my dad doesn't let me see R-rated movies.
Granddaddy Clisby: Your dad said that? Well, I'm in charge, and, uh, I got money. I can get you in.
Dean: Really? All of us?
Granddaddy Clisby: Yeah. [removes wad of cash] [all gasp] You think this is enough?
Dean: Yeah!
Adult Dean: Whenever I looked at the roll of cash he carried, I thought Granddaddy Clisby was rich. I didn't realize back then, it was hard for him to get a bank account. One good gust of wind, and he'd be off to the poorhouse.

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 ‘Independence Day’ Quotes

Quote from Dean

Bill: I told you how he was swerving all over the road.
Dean: It was like watching a drunk turtle.
Lillian: Well, it was worse than that. He had a fender-bender. Left the car and walked home. They called a tow truck, but he couldn't remember where he left it.
Bill: [sighs] I guess it's time.
Lillian: Yeah. Everybody's time comes sooner or later. I know it's hard, but you're doing the right thing, and you're doing it because you love him.
Dean: It's okay, Dad. He'll be in a better place, like Buster.
Adult Dean: I didn't exactly know what they were talking about, but it sounded like when my dog Buster had to go to a big farm in the sky.
Bill: What? Boy, we're talking about stopping your granddad from driving, not putting him down.
Dean: Oh!

Quote from Granddaddy Clisby

Dean: I thought we weren't leaving for two more hours.
Kim: We're not, but Granddaddy didn't want to wait while I shop for my... delicates.
Granddaddy Clisby: Well, now, ladies underwear ain't no place for a grown man to be waiting. Shouldn't even have to be looking at it.
Brad: Kim, I mean, if you need some help, I... [Grandaddy Clisby glares at Brad]

Quote from Adult Dean

Brad: Why isn't there a mall in your neighborhood?
Adult Dean: Oh, you just wait, Brad. One day that mall by your house will be the Black mall.
Dean: It's not fair. The mall's lousy with Catholic girls, and we can't get there.
Brad: Well, you guys should just move closer.
Adult Dean: Brad really needed to watch the news sometimes.