Dean Quote #147
Quote from Dean in The Workplace
Bill: [sings] ♪ What would you do if I sang out of tune? ♪ ♪ Would you stand up and walk out on me? ♪ ♪ Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song ♪
Adult Dean: Watching my dad made me want a band of my own.
[fantasy:]
Dean: [sings] ♪ I will try not to sing out of key ♪ [talks] Thank you, thank you! On drums, Cory! [crowd cheers] On theremin, Brad! On guitar, Keisa! On the sax, me! And we are "The Deans"! [saxophone solo]
Audience: Dean! Dean!
[reality:]
Dean: [playing off-key tune]
Bill: Dean! Dean! Dean! Let's take five.
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‘The Workplace’ Quotes
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Dean: So... what makes cupcakes taste so "down home"?
Lillian: Slavery. And bacon grease in the pan. But mainly slavery.
Quote from Dean
Kim: Mama, I've never seen that purse before! That's foxy! Eh, you know where my other skirt is? Not the plaid one. The green one with the buttons on the front.
Lillian: It's still in the hamper. You know where the laundry room is, right?
Bill: Baby, what time do you think dinner will be ready? Can you make stew? You make the best stew.
Dean: We just got home! Will you people give us a second? Please. And when I get back in here, these chores better be done. [scoffs] Man, the woman just walked through the door.
Quote from Dean
[Lillian picks up a copy of the bible with three condoms on top as she packs a box for Bruce]
Lillian: Lord, you know I am not ready to be a grandmother. About time, young man. Letter? [Dean tries to put a football in the box] No, see, that's not gonna fit.
Dean: Mom...
Lillian: Dean!
Dean: But I told him I'd send him something to play catch with his buddies!
Lillian: Well, he's at war, not summer camp.
Dean: Then why'd you pack him all those balloons?
Adult Dean: Obviously, I'd never seen condoms or balloons, apparently.