Dean Quote #40

Quote from Dean in Independence Day

Dean: Wait, Norm might be onto something. If our dads take us, they'll probably just lose us anyway. That'll give us enough time to hang out until they find us. Can your dad take us?
Cory: Mm, I mean, if he's not working late or going to a fraternity meeting or drinking scotch and listening to jazz. Maybe your dad could take us.
Dean: Nah, my dad's just gonna say, "Go with your mother. She's always shopping." Then she'll say it's her money, she'll spend it how she wants. Then they'll send me to my room so they can talk.

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 ‘Independence Day’ Quotes

Quote from Dean

Bill: I told you how he was swerving all over the road.
Dean: It was like watching a drunk turtle.
Lillian: Well, it was worse than that. He had a fender-bender. Left the car and walked home. They called a tow truck, but he couldn't remember where he left it.
Bill: [sighs] I guess it's time.
Lillian: Yeah. Everybody's time comes sooner or later. I know it's hard, but you're doing the right thing, and you're doing it because you love him.
Dean: It's okay, Dad. He'll be in a better place, like Buster.
Adult Dean: I didn't exactly know what they were talking about, but it sounded like when my dog Buster had to go to a big farm in the sky.
Bill: What? Boy, we're talking about stopping your granddad from driving, not putting him down.
Dean: Oh!

Quote from Granddaddy Clisby

Dean: I thought we weren't leaving for two more hours.
Kim: We're not, but Granddaddy didn't want to wait while I shop for my... delicates.
Granddaddy Clisby: Well, now, ladies underwear ain't no place for a grown man to be waiting. Shouldn't even have to be looking at it.
Brad: Kim, I mean, if you need some help, I... [Grandaddy Clisby glares at Brad]

Quote from Adult Dean

Brad: Why isn't there a mall in your neighborhood?
Adult Dean: Oh, you just wait, Brad. One day that mall by your house will be the Black mall.
Dean: It's not fair. The mall's lousy with Catholic girls, and we can't get there.
Brad: Well, you guys should just move closer.
Adult Dean: Brad really needed to watch the news sometimes.