Granddaddy Clisby Quote #3
Quote from Granddaddy Clisby in Independence Day
Adult Dean: I neglected to mention to Cory that riding with my sister came with one condition.
Granddaddy Clisby: Boy, stop breathing down my neck. You're gonna set my collar on fire. And comb your hair! Both of you look like you got weeds growing out of your head. Our people's hair looked better during slavery.
Dean: I just combed it.
Granddaddy Clisby: Well, next time, do it right.
Adult Dean: That's how it was between us and Granddaddy. I guess he loved his grandkids, but he never showed it, just a nonstop stream of insults.
Granddaddy Clisby: [horn honks] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, Kim! Didn't you see the truck? Maybe if you'd take some of that eye makeup off, you could see a little better.
Adult Dean: And criticisms.
Kim: I saw him coming up fast, so I let him pass.
Granddaddy Clisby: Maybe that's your problem. You're too nice. Didn't even cuss at him or flash a gun.
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‘Independence Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dean
Bill: I told you how he was swerving all over the road.
Dean: It was like watching a drunk turtle.
Lillian: Well, it was worse than that. He had a fender-bender. Left the car and walked home. They called a tow truck, but he couldn't remember where he left it.
Bill: [sighs] I guess it's time.
Lillian: Yeah. Everybody's time comes sooner or later. I know it's hard, but you're doing the right thing, and you're doing it because you love him.
Dean: It's okay, Dad. He'll be in a better place, like Buster.
Adult Dean: I didn't exactly know what they were talking about, but it sounded like when my dog Buster had to go to a big farm in the sky.
Bill: What? Boy, we're talking about stopping your granddad from driving, not putting him down.
Dean: Oh!
Quote from Granddaddy Clisby
Dean: I thought we weren't leaving for two more hours.
Kim: We're not, but Granddaddy didn't want to wait while I shop for my... delicates.
Granddaddy Clisby: Well, now, ladies underwear ain't no place for a grown man to be waiting. Shouldn't even have to be looking at it.
Brad: Kim, I mean, if you need some help, I... [Grandaddy Clisby glares at Brad]
Quote from Adult Dean
Brad: Why isn't there a mall in your neighborhood?
Adult Dean: Oh, you just wait, Brad. One day that mall by your house will be the Black mall.
Dean: It's not fair. The mall's lousy with Catholic girls, and we can't get there.
Brad: Well, you guys should just move closer.
Adult Dean: Brad really needed to watch the news sometimes.