Coach Long Quote #22
Quote from Coach Long in The Workplace
Dean: Is Cory with you today?
Coach Long: Uh, no. See, um, my brother-in-law, he's a former Tuskegee Airman. Cory wanted to spend some time with him. I mean, matter of fact, he's probably looking at a P Redtail Mustang fighter plane as we speak, baby.
Dean: Glad we're both having fun.
Coach Long: [to Lillian] Hey, um... I hope you brought this boy an extra jacket, 'cause you know they keep it cold in here. [Lillian laughs]
Adult Dean: I wouldn't understand that joke until my freshman year in college when I had my first White roommate. Thanks, Connor Murphy.
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‘The Workplace’ Quotes
Quote from Lillian
Dean: So... what makes cupcakes taste so "down home"?
Lillian: Slavery. And bacon grease in the pan. But mainly slavery.
Quote from Dean
Kim: Mama, I've never seen that purse before! That's foxy! Eh, you know where my other skirt is? Not the plaid one. The green one with the buttons on the front.
Lillian: It's still in the hamper. You know where the laundry room is, right?
Bill: Baby, what time do you think dinner will be ready? Can you make stew? You make the best stew.
Dean: We just got home! Will you people give us a second? Please. And when I get back in here, these chores better be done. [scoffs] Man, the woman just walked through the door.
Quote from Dean
[Lillian picks up a copy of the bible with three condoms on top as she packs a box for Bruce]
Lillian: Lord, you know I am not ready to be a grandmother. About time, young man. Letter? [Dean tries to put a football in the box] No, see, that's not gonna fit.
Dean: Mom...
Lillian: Dean!
Dean: But I told him I'd send him something to play catch with his buddies!
Lillian: Well, he's at war, not summer camp.
Dean: Then why'd you pack him all those balloons?
Adult Dean: Obviously, I'd never seen condoms or balloons, apparently.