Hampton Quotes Page 2 of 2
Quote from The Valentine's Day Dance
Adult Dean: Keisa's parents decided she could join the committee, but they still wanted her under their watchful eye if she was going to work after school with boys.
Hampton: Great job on those waves, Keisa. You clearly studied the references I gave you this morning.
Dean: Look, guys! I'm a walrus! Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr-arr! [laughter]
Hampton: If you're gonna play around, use a flat-top, not our Filberts.
Quote from The Sleepover
Hampton: Don't tell me you have to use the bathroom again. I just got comfortable.
Dean: I-I'm sorry.
Hampton: Just hold it in. That's what I'm doing.
Dean: You can die doing that.
Hampton: I hope not. One of my biggest fears is pooping at someone else's house.
Dean: Just move!
Hampton: Ugh.
Quote from The Lock In
Pastor Reliford: Let's take a five-minute intermission. [Dean sighs] Will Pharaoh let God's people go? [scoffs] I don't know. [Hampton laughs]
Quote from Where No Dean Has Been Before
Cory: Well, I'll be there. You gotta have the guy with the mustache at your party.
Hampton: I'll be there, too, but promise me the lights will be on the whole time because "When the lights dim, there's sin."
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