Quote from Dean in I'm With the Band
Adult Dean: Music was my only chance to be cool because, let's be honest, I wasn't cool in any other way. Dean: [clears throat] [on the phone in a deep voice:] Hello. May I speak to John? [Cory chuckles] Keisa: There's no John here. Dean: Then do you pee outside? [Cory laughs] Keisa: Dean? Dean: Uh, who's Dean? Keisa: I know it's you. You use the same voice when we imitate Mr. Roberts in art class. Remember? I taught it to you? Because my voice is deeper than yours. Dean: [normal voice] No, it's not! [deep voice] Uh, I mean, who's Dean? [hangs up] Cory: [laughs] Man, I told you that joke was no good. Dean: Yeah, it was kind of a thinker.