Quote from Bill in I'm With the Band
Adult Dean: As bad as it was to be dethroned in such a public way, it was going to be much worse going shirt shopping with my dad and breaking the news to him... the ultimate musical alpha male. Bill: Something like this is for when you're performing on the big stage. And this is more subtle, for like a smaller venue. Ahh, but this... See how it shimmers? It's great for catching the light. Adult Dean: Enough stalling, Dean. It's time to face the music. Pun intended. Dean: Uh, Dad, today in band... Bill: Now these are show shirts. [chuckles] You could see me touring in Birmingham, Tuscaloosa, and Mobile in this, right? Dean: Uh, definitely. [Bill chuckles] Um, so, you know how I was first chair? Bill: Mm-hmm. Ruffles and sequins? No good musician would ever wear either of these. Adult Dean: And that's how years of music passed right over my dad. Dean: [sighs] Um, so, something crazy happened in band today and... Bill: This is it. It screams "Dean." Yep. Perfect.