Quote from Coach Long in Lads and Ladies and Us
Lillian: Well, he's not half as bad as Kim. Jesus, keep me near the cross. Vivian: Ooh, yeah. I heard about your little door-slamming fix. Coach Long: Yeah, we're, uh, remodeling our sun porch, so if you want to come rip some more doors off, come right on over. [laughter]