Norman: That sure was rated R for a reason.
Granddaddy Clisby: Oh, please. You couldn't even see the baby.
Brad: Then why is it still in my head?
Cory: I just want my mama.
Granddaddy Clisby: Don't tell me this movie scared you kids. You got to toughen up! Listen, when I was 12 years old, I had already killed a platoon full of German soldiers during the Great War. I shot some of them, put the bayonet to the rest of them.
Keisa: How'd the let you in the army if you were still in junior high?
Granddaddy Clisby: Because I had a full beard and a mustache at 11. [laughter]
Dean: You're funny, Granddad. Thanks for the movie.
Adult Dean: Granddad did me such a huge favor that day. My friends thought he was cool, and that made me cool, too.
Granddaddy Clisby: Let's just keep this R-rated movie between the two of us, all right?