Coach Long: Well, uh, the boys are exaggerating a bit, but, uh, I did work up an appetite saving all these lives. [laughs] You know, some of y'all start a fire. And the rest of y'all, sharpen up some sticks so we can roast some hot dogs. Come on.
Bill: Actually, I know you told me to get hot dogs, but I did a lot better than that. Freeze-dried beef stroganoff.
Coach Long: What you feeding us? Beanies and weenies would have been a whole lot easier.
Bill: Cliff, this is the food of the future. The salesman told me this is what the astronauts use. All we got to do is add hot water and we'll be eating like kings.
[later, the boys are sitting around with bowls full of colorless slop:]
Bill: Come on, guys. If you close your eyes, it's just like eating at a fancy restaurant in... whatever country beef stroganoff comes from.