Lillian: Chore chart is empty. Why'd I go through the trouble of making the thing if I was gonna have to end up doing it all myself anyway?
Bill: [grunts] You know, your mother's right. We all have to do our part. [quietly] Glad my name isn't on this. [normal voice] Dean, hurry up and get to the bus.
Dean: I'm not going to school today. Today's "Take Your Son To Work Day," remember?
Bill: Of course I remember.
Adult Dean: Of course he didn't.
Bill: Even though I'm not teaching at the university and I have to take you to my recording session... like I planned all along.