Dean: Okay, Cory, if you trade Brad your Jim Fregosi, Brad can trade Sam his Bill Freeman, and I'll just take this Hank Aaron, I guess. I think we have a deal here, fellas.
Brad: Wait, who are you giving up?
Dean: Well, I really don't want to do this, but I guess I can get rid of my Bert Campaneris.
Brad: Who's Bert Campaneris?
Dean: Who's Bert Campaneris? [chuckles] Only the utility infielder for the Oakland A's that hit .232 with four doubles and six hit by pitches last season.
Cory: I don't know, man. My mom told me not to trade with you anymore after you took that Willie Mays card off my hand because he "ruined it" by signing it.
Dean: Oh, I'm sorry. Am I trading with Cory or Cory's mom? Do you ask your mom to cut your steak, too?
Cory: Well, yeah, actually. She does it the best.
Brett: I'll take the Bert Campaneris.
Dean: Finally. Someone who's his own man. Now, let's see, who do I want in return? Carl Yes-sturm-ski? That's a weird name. Guess I could take this one off your hands.