Kim: Mom and Dad gave you the talk, didn't they?
Dean: What talk?
Kim: The "Let's ruin the fun of thinking about sex" talk.
Dean: Yeah, it was pretty weird.
Kim: Yeah, they gave me the same one a few years ago.
Dean: [sighs] Yeah. Mama said that the dirty ma... I mean "adult" magazines I found were hers.
Kim: Wait, Mom has nudie magazines? The same mom that made me get baptized again for wearing a bikini?
Adult Dean: Oh, she got baptized again, all right, but trust me, it wasn't just about the bikini.