Kim: What else did they tell you? That the baby comes out the...
Dean: Ugh. Yeah. Ouch.
Kim: And that if you don't use birth control, you get a...
Dean: Bruce. [both laugh]
Kim: But did Dad warn you that not even the pill will keep a girl from getting pregnant if she has sex before she graduates college?
Dean: No.
Kim: Of course he didn't. He saved the lies for me. Ugh. Dad!