Quote from Granddaddy Clisby in Goose Grease
Dean: What about one of your war stories, Dad? Bill: Aw. Granddaddy Clisby: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell him about the time that you sliced your finger while cutting a tomato during the Battle of Ham Sandwich. You see, your brother, Bruce, and I fought in combat while your father was banging pots in the safety of the kitchen. Bill: Well, they say an army marches to battle on its stomach. Granddaddy Clisby: Well, you got that right. [both laugh]