Adult Dean: As we got comfortable with each other, my cousins shared details of their "embellished" lives.
Buster: Well, that's cool. We mostly do stuff outdoors. Like jumping our dirt-bikes off that 20-foot hill.
Pearl: The mounts aren't back yet, but the taxidermist says it's the biggest buck he's ever seen.
Buster: When I turn 14 next month, I'm gonna get my driver's license.
Dean: No way.
Buster: They call it an agricultural license. So we can drive tractors on the road and stuff. Motorcycles, too.
Adult Dean: Okay, that actually sounded legit. And pretty cool. I had to keep up!
Dean: [laughs] Uh, yeah, my dad's teaching me to drive right now. So he can send me out for a pack of smokes whenever he needs to.
Big Jim: Your dad, Bill Williams, teaching you to drive now?
Dean: Granddad. [looks pleadingly at Big Jim]
Big Jim: Right, right. Of course he is. [chuckles]