Quote from Dean in Home for Christmas
Bruce: Dad, can I borrow your car to run some errands? Dean: Oh, uh, I'll go with you. Lillian: You like running errands now? Dean: Oh, you know me. I just love 'em. Adult Dean: Of course I didn't, but I had to be careful what I said to my parents. The last thing I wanted was to tip them off that something was wrong with Bruce. Dean: [shouts] He's got a knife! [normal voice] Which he's using to butter his biscuit. Adult Dean: Or wrong with me.