Dwight K. Schrute: Come on, let's go! Does this thing have turbo? Nitrous? Hit the nos.
Jim: Nos? You mean like in "Fast and Furious"?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah.
Jim: Oh, yeah, definitely have nos.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hit the nos.
Jim: Are you sure?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Jim: Brace yourself. Three, two...
Dwight K. Schrute: Got it. Go.
Jim: One. Here we go!

Andy: Hello. Andy Bernard to see the C.E.O.
Receptionist: Oh, do you have an appointment?
Andy: No, I do not.
Receptionist: Okay, I think I can squeeze you in.
Andy: Seriously? ‘Cause I could just be anyone. I mean, I thought I was gonna have to convince you.
Receptionist: He's really not that busy.

Pam: So, what do you make of this Robert California guy? I mean, what does a guy like that do on an average weeknight?
Nellie: Oh. Oh, I'll tell you what he does.
Angela: [walks in] Hello! Hello, my clucking hens. Got room for another in the roost? Huh? Don't worry, I won't lay an egg.
[aside to camera:]
Angela: Robert sent me to take over if Pam fails. If? [laughs]
[back:]
Angela: I have been crunching numbers all day. Math is for boys. I need girl talk.

Harry: Give me a cup of coffee.
Dwight K. Schrute: Me too. Or do you also have a monopoly on thirst?
Jim: All right, guys. It didn't work out for any of us, so... we're still on the same team. Let me get these.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. Let him get his own. It's Syracuse money.
Harry: You know, your partner's got a lotta attitude. But I like that. How long you guys been dating?
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years.
Jim: But you're saying there's a chance.
Dwight K. Schrute: Shut up.

Pam: I stole Nellie's phone.
Robert: Excellent. Excellent. Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery.
Pam: What do you want from me?

David: Andy Bernard.
Andy: You got a minute?
David: Um, I'm in the middle of a piano lesson.
Andy: I wanted to see if I could interest you in an investment. Dunder Mifflin.
David: Dunder Mifflin. [closes door] Now, why would I want that? It's worth half of what it was three years ago.
Andy: Exactly. And you know better than anyone that with the right management it could be worth twice what you would pay for it today.
David: Why don't you come in?

Harry: They're New York. We're New York. Sate line is the dividing line. That's the way it's always been.
Jim: There's actually not a rule that says that.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's true.
Toby: That's true. There's no rule. You can check the employee handbook.
Harry: Oh, can I check the employee handbook, Lloyd? Well, does it say anything about me choking a man with my bare hands?
Toby: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, no? Are you kidding me? You told me there was a rule. I could've choked so many people by now.
Harry: Stay out of my state. It's in your best interest to stay out of my state.
Toby: I've seen guys like you. Big guys who like to push the little guys around. Lloyd Gross eats bullies like you for breakfast.
Harry: Just stay out of New York, Lloyd.
Toby: Hey, text from the old wife. Gonna take that. [walks out]

Jim: I don't know. I've always wanted to own a bike shop, but what about you?
Harry: I'd like to sell one big thing, you know? Like... a plane. One sale, I'm out.
Jim: That sounds lovely.
Harry: Anyway, Robert's gonna run this company into the ground, so... We won't be doing this in six months.