‘Traveling Salesmen / The Return’
Season 3, Episode 13 - Aired January 11, 2007
When Michael teams the sales staff up and sends them out to make calls, Andy tries to ingratiate himself with Michael and knock Dwight off as competition. After Dwight helps Angela avert a big problem at the office, he quits rather reveal his relationship with Angela.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Feel you, dawg.
Michael Scott: Yeah, do you?
Andy: Absolutely.
Michael Scott: What did I say?
Andy: You said... [gibberish noises] Which is like- Right on. Pam was like, "Blah, blah, blah," and you're like, "Yeah." Nailed it.
Michael Scott: Wow.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? Mar-something? Andy is like Mar-something. Great sportscaster, big weirdo creep.
Quote from Andy
Michael Scott: Pam, I have a mission to accomplish. Make sure this party gets rolling and I will be back shortly.
Andy: Where are you going? Want me to come with? Listen, I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses, hot. Football, Cornell, Hofstra. Slaughter. Then, quick nap at my place and we hit the tizzown.
Michael Scott: No. I don't wanna do any of that.
Andy: Duh. Which is why I was joking about doing it.
Michael Scott: No, just stop. Stop. Just stop doing it. You're going to drive me crazy.
Andy: Fine, I'll just go sit at my desk and be quiet. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. [ringtone starts again] Excuse me. And I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them. Here's a little news flash. It's not funny! In fact, it's pretty freaking un-funny! God! [punches his fist into the wall] That was an overreaction. Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? Pam, you good?
Pam: Yeah.
Andy: Sure? Okay.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Oh, my God. That's half-inch dry wall.
Pam: I think we broke his brain.
Jim: "It's not freaking funny!"
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. Dwight Schrute.
Angela: Welcome back.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you.
Michael Scott: Okay, Dwight, you can let go of her hand. You're gonna break it. Not bad, huh?
Dwight K. Schrute: [looking at the banner which reads "Welcome back Oscar"] You did this for me?
Michael Scott: Guilty.
Quote from Andy
Marcy: Oh, hi, you must be Andy.
Andy: Oh, hi. Yes, I am, and you must be Marcy.
Marcy: That's right, it's so good to meet you.
Andy: It's so good to meet you.
Marcy: Thanks. Well, you ready to have some fun?
Andy: Yeah.
Quote from Kevin
Oscar: Hi, everyone.
Kevin: Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gaycation?
Oscar: That's very funny.
Kevin: Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left.