‘The Seminar’
Season 7, Episode 14 - Aired January 27, 2011
When Andy hosts a seminar for small business owners, he struggles to convince his co-workers to help him out. Meanwhile, Michael tries to cheer Holly up, following her break-up with AJ, and Jim hides from a childhood friend.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Okay, who would like to purchase this small business package from me right now? Yes, we got one. Okay, the snowball is rolling. Who else? You can put it off for a couple of days, but I guarantee you, eventually you're gonna realize you need this. So the only thing that's gonna be different is you'll be a couple of days behind where you would be if you bought this from me right now. So who's gonna buy one right now?
Older Woman: I'll take one.
Andy: Yes! Awesome! All right, anyone else? [young guy raises hand] Sold! Anybody else? [older guy raises hand] Yes! All right!
Kelly: Yeah, bitch.
Andy: Good choice. The rest of you are dead to me. You made the stupidest decision of your life.
Michael Scott: [quietly] No, no, no.
Andy: But it was a pleasure meeting you, and you've got my information, so feel free to call anytime.
Quote from Andy
Dwight K. Schrute: Andy. I didn't think you had it in ya.
Andy: Well, I guess when you looked in me, you forgot about my balls. They're on the outside. Don't how you missed 'em.
Quote from Michael Scott
Holly: [in accent] Wonderful seminar!
Michael Scott: [as Mikanos] Almost as good as the first day when we first met. You are the love of my life. Come to me, Necropolis. Put your lips on my lips. Come on.
Holly: Michael, I should get back to work.
Michael Scott: What? Come on. It's time for grapes. [regular voice] Real fun day.
Quote from Gabe
Gabe: So, I won.
Erin: I know. You get to pick.
Gabe: Well, that's actually what I came to talk to you about. I know how much you want to watch "WALL-E".
Erin: Yes?
Gabe: So I got us a compromise. This movie is called "Hardware". It tells the story of a killer combat robot, just like "WALL-E", that the government invented to destroy humans. It's some of what you like and some of what I like, and... married...
Andy: Hey, I heard you talking about movies before, and, anyway, I just watched this over the weekend. I thought you'd really like it.
Erin: There's a "Shrek" two?
Andy: Oh, yeah. See you tomorrow.
Gabe: Nice guy.
Quote from Michael Scott
David Brent: Oh, sorry, mate.
Michael Scott: [English accent] Oh, sorry, mate. Excuse me. Mate.
David Brent: What- [laughing] What you doing?
Michael Scott: English?
David Brent: You taking the mickey? You picked on the wrong person, I can tell you that.
Michael Scott: Oh, no, no. I'm not picking on you at all. You're English, correct?
David Brent: Yeah big time, yeah.
Michael Scott: I'm working on an English character. Would you mind gi... I'm just- It's called Reginald Pooftah.
David Brent: Ooh! David Brent, my liege. How are you?
Michael Scott: Michael Scott.
David Brent: Oh, bloody 'ell. I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella. Not politically correct, but he's called Ho Li [bleep]. That's what it sounds like.
David Brent: Herrow! Herrow!
Michael Scott: I do ping. Herrow. I ping!
David Brent: You can't do that these days. You can't.
Michael Scott: No, no, no. And people don't understand that is has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality.
David Brent: No, no. No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said. [laughs]. [Michael hugs him] Oh.
Michael Scott: That's good. Pleasure to meet you.
David Brent: Where you working?
Michael Scott: Dunder Mifflin.
David Brent: Any jobs going?
Michael Scott: No, not right now.
David Brent: Just let me know.
Michael Scott: All right. See you around.
David Brent: All right.
Michael Scott: Bye-bye. What a nice guy.