‘The Injury’
Season 2, Episode 12 - Aired January 12, 2006
After Michael injures himself at home with a George Foreman grill, he has the staff of Dunder Mifflin waiting on him hand and injured foot. In his valiant effort to come to Michael's aid, Dwight gets a concussion.
Quote from Michael Scott
Pam: What?
Michael Scott: Come here, please.
Pam: Tell me before I come there.
Michael Scott: I want you to rub butter on my foot.
Pam: No.
Michael Scott: Pam, please? I have Country Crock.
Pam: No.
Quote from Toby
Michael Scott: Oh, God! Oh, help! Help me.
Toby: What happened?
Michael Scott: I fell off the toilet. I'm caught between the toilet and the wall.
Toby: What do you need?
Michael Scott: Not you. Someone else. Get Pam.
Toby: I don't think Pam's gonna wanna come in to the men's room.
Michael Scott: Get Ryan. He needs to lift me, and he needs to clean me up a little bit. Bring a wet towel.
Toby: Ryan is dead.
Michael Scott: No, he's not.
Toby: Dead.
Michael Scott: I just saw him.
Toby: No. Can you just get up yourself? You only grilled your foot.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Do you think Dwight's being a little weird today?
Pam: No. He's actually been really nice and helpful.
Jim: And that isn't weird?
Pam: Well...
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Well, you know what? Disabilities are not things to be laughed at or laughed about. You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.
Phyllis: Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder.
Michael Scott: [sighing] I burned my foot!
Quote from Stanley
Michael Scott: A crossword puzzle, Stanley? Seriously, are you learning nothing here?
Stanley: Mmm-hmm.
Michael Scott: What do you mean, "Mmm-hmm"?
Stanley: I mean I'm learning nothing.
Quote from Michael Scott
Billy Merchant: Sorry I'm late. Somebody parked in the handicapped parking space. Hey, everyone, I'm Billy Merchant. You may have seen me around here before. I'm the Properties Manager of this office park.
Michael Scott: You are so brave. You are so brave.
Billy Merchant: Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time-
Michael Scott: But it's hard for you, right? Because you're in a wheelchair.
Billy Merchant: No, I just have a lot of properties to manage.
Michael Scott: Let me ask you something. How long does it take for you to do something simple every day? Like brush your teeth in the morning.
Billy Merchant: I don't know, like 30 seconds.
Michael Scott: Oh, my God. That's three times as long as it takes me.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Did you see Born on the Fourth of July? I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding and his kindness healed my foot.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yeah, baby! I am feeling better. My body's literally healing itself. It is amazing what the human body is capable of when you have a powerful brain.