[Ryan holds his cell phone up to the camera and plays throug his voice messages]
Woman on the Phone: Seven new messages. First new message.
Michael Scott: Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein.
Woman on the Phone: Next message.
Michael Scott: Hey, Ryan, this is your girlfriend and I'm mad.

Michael Scott: My emergency contact is Todd Packer. Todd F. Packer. Know what the "F" stands for?
Ryan: Fudge?