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The Delivery

‘The Delivery’

Season 6, Episode 17 -  Aired March 4, 2010

When Pam's contractions start at the office, she vows not to leave for the hospital until midnight. As the contractions get closer and Pam is still unwilling to go, Jim realizes she's afraid of giving birth. Meanwhile, Dwight seeks out Angela for a "business" proposal.

Later, with Pam and Jim at the hospital, Dwight does some renovation work on their house, and Michael attempts to play matchmaker at the office.

Quote from Ryan

Ryan: [reading from a book] "You let me in your bed. But now, I sleep alone. Trapped with the forgotten in my detritus home."


Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Where's the baby? I want to see the baby. Oh! Oh, Helene, hi. Oh, my goodness, what are the odds of this? Congratulations on being a grandma.
Helene: Hello, Michael.
Michael Scott: Hello. Oh, good for you. I worry about you.
Helene: I'm, uh... You know I think, uh, I think it's time for me to go.
Pam: Okay.
Helene: Love you.
Michael Scott: Love you, as a friend.
Pam: Love you, mom.

Quote from Pam

Pam: Remember yesterday when we were terrified of being parents?
Jim: We were just kids. What did we know?

Quote from Michael Scott

Pam: Okay, okay. We're not going to the hospital. We are waiting until midnight.
Erin: Ooh, spooky. But why?
Jim: Because the insurance company only covers two nights.
Pam: Everything's fine. We have plenty of time.
Nick: Well, you don't want to wait too long, Pam. Otherwise the baby's going to become a teenager in there and you'll be up all night, from the rock music.
Michael Scott: Shut up, Nick. What a weird thing to say. Weird I.T. nerd. Don't get revenge on me, nerd.

Quote from Pam

Pam: Okay, stop watching me.
Jim: Okay, crazy. I think I have some better things to do with my day than worry about you, like sell printers.
Pam: Mm-hmm.
Jim: Well, now until Friday 20% off toner cartridges, that's a big deal. While we're on the subject, why don't I just run you down to the hospital and we'll just do a quick check?
Pam: Not until midnight.

Quote from Michael Scott

Jim: You know, it's getting real crowded in here. Maybe you guys should all go back to work because the day's not out yet.
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no, no. You know what? You can't tell us what to do because you are not co-manager anymore.
Jim: Okay, I feel like this noise is going to prevent Pam from being able to listen to her body's signals.
Pam: Actually, the distractions are good. I mean, I don't think I'm going to make it until midnight if I'm just sitting here thinking about it.
Michael Scott: Distractions are good! That means conference room, five minutes! No, no, five seconds! Right now, right now! Conference room! Topic, potpourri! Let's go!

Quote from Phyllis

Michael Scott: Does anybody have anything? Anything interesting, any hobbies, uh, special skills?
Pam: Yes, this is the only time I'm ever going to make this request.
Michael Scott: Yes, Phyl?
Phyllis: I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does in The Breakfast Club.
Michael Scott: Nope, nope, I don't think anybody wants to see that.

Quote from Andy

Andy: I can do the evolution of dance-dance.
Michael Scott: That sounds good! Do you need some music, or...? Okay.
Andy: Nope, actually music would just throw me off. I need complete silence. Okay... [As Andy's dance continues, Pam begins to clap] You're clapping. I need complete silence. Totally threw me off, so I'm going to have to start over. Evolution of dance-dance.

Quote from Kevin

Michael Scott: [as Pam has another contraction] Where are we? We have every six minutes, ladies and gentlemen. Another seventy five contractions and you are going to be there.
Kevin: For the love of God, Pam, do it for ultra feast!

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? I am all over this. Here we go.
Dwight K. Schrute: [answering cell phone] Dwight Schrute.
Michael Scott: Hello, Dwight. Pam left her iPod at her house. I want you to swing by, pick it up, and bring it to the hospital. We need it yesterday.
Dwight K. Schrute: Then why didn't you ask me to do it yesterday? I kept IM'ing you how bored I was.
Michael Scott: Okay.
Pam: Dwight! Go to my house. Get my iPod. I think it's on the kitchen table. Do not touch anything else. The key is under...
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't need a key.
Pam: Okay, Dwight, but if you do need a key, just listen it's under the...
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, don't, don't tell me. Alalalalalalalalalala lalalalalala alalalalalalalala.
Pam: Dwight just listen! It's underneath... [Dwight hangs up as the policeman hands him a ticket]

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