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The Delivery

‘The Delivery’

Season 6, Episode 17 -  Aired March 4, 2010

When Pam's contractions start at the office, she vows not to leave for the hospital until midnight. As the contractions get closer and Pam is still unwilling to go, Jim realizes she's afraid of giving birth. Meanwhile, Dwight seeks out Angela for a "business" proposal.

Later, with Pam and Jim at the hospital, Dwight does some renovation work on their house, and Michael attempts to play matchmaker at the office.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Michael Scott: Dwight, what is the traffic like?
Dwight K. Schrute: Doesn't matter. I'll escort you!
Michael Scott: Alright.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let's go!
Michael Scott: Geesh, Dwight!
Dwight K. Schrute: [as he peels out of the parking lot and stops] Michael!
Michael Scott: What!?
Dwight K. Schrute: This is where I saw that deer last week.
Michael Scott: Where?
Dwight K. Schrute: Right over by that fence.
Michael Scott: By the bushes?

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Quote from Jim

Jim: How you doing?
Pam: I don't know. I just, I can't tell if she's getting anything.
Jim: Really?
Pam: Doesn't feel right.
Jim: Well, you're pushing the milk out, right?
Pam: How does one do that?
Jim: Wasn't it... It's kinda like a... Like that.
Pam: Do you want to try it, Jim?
Jim: Nuh-uh. I think you're good. Doing a good job.

Quote from Pam

Pam: I can't tell if she's getting anything. It just doesn't really feel right.
Nurse: Well, maybe we should take a break for a little while. I can take her to the nursery and then bring her back and try again a little bit later.
Pam: Even if she's not getting anything?
Nurse: Yeah, she'll be fine. I can always give her a bottle since we're in the nursery.
Pam: No. I read in the book about nipple confusion.
Nurse: Oh, good. You know everything.
Pam: She's just, she's really tentative about latching, and I just, I want to keep her self-esteem up.
Nurse: Well, I'll bring her back in a little while and we can try again, okay?

Quote from Michael Scott

Erin: You wanted to see me?
Michael Scott: What would you say, if I told you that I was about to change your life?
Erin: Oh, boy! What's that sound?
Kevin: [stepping out from behind the door] Ta-da!
Michael Scott: I would like you to meet your new boyfriend.
Kevin: Yes!
Erin: I don't know what to say.
Kevin: Oh, say nothing. You will learn to love me.
Michael Scott: Okay, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got to let the cookies cool before you pop 'em in your mouth. Why don't you guys get to know each other? Maybe have lunch together?
Kevin: Erin, would you have lunch with me?

Quote from Kevin

Erin: Did you grow up around here?
Kevin: No.
Erin: So, you must have grown up around somewhere else?
Kevin: Yes.

Quote from Pam

Clark: Hi. I'm Clark. Josie said you might benefit from a lactation consultant.
Pam: Um, yeah, that would be great.
Jim: Yup. Really great. When's she available?
Clark: Actually, uh, I'm the consultant. Got milk? Ha ha. Alright, let's see what we're working with.

Quote from Erin

Michael Scott: Kevin. Erin would like a few words with you.
Erin: Hey.
Kevin: Hi.
Erin: I have really enjoyed our time together.
Kevin: Yeah, me too.
Erin: I want to continue working on our friendship.
Kevin: Really, really fun.
Erin: Because I think our friendship could be a really cool thing.
Kevin: Yeah, me too.
Erin: And, you're my friend.
Kevin: Yeah.
Erin: And I hope that I'm your friend... And, maybe...
Kevin: Yeah.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Oh, my God, this is agonizing. Look, Kevin, do you really think that you could have dated Erin?
Kevin: You said she liked me.
Michael Scott: Okay, even if someone told you that, you should know that that could never be possible, Kevin. And I'm surprised that you didn't question me in the first place.
Kevin: I've done better than Erin.
Michael Scott: No.
Kevin: Lynn was way hotter than Erin, Michael.
Michael Scott: Lynn was as hot as Erin.
Kevin: Yeah, Michael, but you dated Holly and Jan, and they were so much hotter than you.
Michael Scott: This isn't about me, and that is debatable. And I have a personality, where as you...

Quote from Jim

Nurse: How's it going?
Pam: Well, I feel like she needs to eat, but she won't latch on, which is weird, because the other baby di-
Jim: Ha, ha, ha.
Nurse: Bottles are fine. A lot of babies grow up using bottles. So are you excited to bring your baby home?
Jim: We definitely are. At 3:00, right? You said we could stay until 3:00?
Nurse: Yeah, you can. It's 2:35.
Jim: Half hour.
Nurse: Twenty five minutes. And you're all set with the car seat?
Jim: Yes, car seat's right there.
Nurse: That bottom part needs to go in the car.
Jim: Newsflash, the whole thing needs to go in the car.
Nurse: Ha ha, be back in twenty five minutes.
Jim: Or it could be a half hour, if you need it to be... Can we get a late checkout? I don't- I don't think she heard me.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael: Also, I did a heck of a job baby-proofing this office.
Pam: You know the baby's not going to live here, right?
Michael Scott: Well, the baby was conceived here, so might as well live here a little bit, too.
Jim: Hmm, that logic's air-tight, but unfortunately it wasn't conceived here. Burning man, port-o-potty.
Michael Scott: Oh, yuck! TMI! How was it? I don't want to know. Tell me later. Let's go! Let's go! Hospital!

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