Michael Scott: They are such babies. I am going to leave them in there until they can appreciate what it's like to have freedom. And if this doesn't bother them, then I am out of ideas.

Kevin: [banging on the door] Hey, let us out of here. Hey! I have-
Hannah: Shh.

Michael Scott: Okay, nutcases, get out of there. Good work. Long day. Really long. Why don't you guys head home early. Time off for good behavior! Good job. Enjoy your freedoms.

Michael Scott: [on the phone] Yeah, Jan, it looks like a check, a piece of paper of some sort. Receipt. I don't know.
Angela: Jan, this is Angela Martin from Accounting. We have a rebate from the Federal Work Opportunity Program and no one knows what that means.
Jan: We get that money for hiring an ex-convict.
Michael Scott: I didn't hire an ex-convict, unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist. I'm just kidding.

Jim: [answering the phone] Jim Halpert.
Andy: I am so horny.
Jim: Okay, I can't help you with that.
Andy: Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna. Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. She seems pretty slutty, good for a romp in the sack.
Jim: She is dating Ryan, I think.
Andy: Oh, and I care, why?
Jim: She's high-maintenance.
Andy: Next.