Michael Scott: [answering the phone] Hello? Hi. Just talking about you. To the camera? No. Uh-huh. How's traffic? I miss you. What? Okay. Well, if it was a mistake, it was a wonderful mistake. No. Could you just- [softly] No, I did not intentionally get you drunk. Mmm-hmm. No, no. [ducking under his desk] This is just a fight. This is just the first of many fights we're going to have. Right. No! See, you- I don't understand. You want to see other people? Only other people? Why? Okay, I think you're still a little bit drunk. Excuse me. Excuse me? I think you're- Yes, why don't you just come back here? We can go to the hotel, have a few drinks. No, I didn't slip you something.

Jim: Some might even say we had our first date last night.
Pam: Oh, really?
Jim: Really.
Pam: Why might some say that?
Jim: 'cause there was dinner by candlelight.
Pam: Mmm-hmm.
Jim: Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie. And there was dancing and fireworks. Pretty good date.
Pam: We didn't dance.
Jim: You're right. We didn't dance. It was more like swaying. But it's still romantic.
Pam: Swaying isn't dancing.
Jim: At least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.

Jim: Okay, we didn't dance. And I was totally joking, anyway. I mean It's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance. Right?