‘The Chump’
Season 6, Episode 25 - Aired May 13, 2010
Michael's employees do not approve of his relationship with a married woman. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam struggle to stay awake at work after a sleepless night with the baby, and Dwight and Angela seek mediation over their child-rearing contract.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: All right, all right. You know what? I'm sick of this. I'm sick of the little disapproving head shakes. If you think that's going to have any effect on me, it will not. I am going to leave right now and go to a motel to meet Donna.
Kevin: Why not your condo?
Michael Scott: Because a motel is dirty and it is sexy. Like me. And like Donna. And frankly, the stuff that we're into isn't very condo-appropriate.
Stanley: Oh, Michael, will you drop it? Everybody's spoken their mind, and no one's changing their mind.
Michael Scott: Okay, Morgan Freeman-narrating-everything.
Andy: Do you want someone to stop you? 'Cause no one's going to.
Michael Scott: Nobody better try to stop me. Good.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: How do I feel about breaking up with Donna? Good. Moral. I feel proud. Like a grownup. That was not easy because I really liked her a lot. And I'm a little bit emotional right now because I know that I absolutely made the right decision. At the end of the day, we have to do what's right. And it was either living with myself or... being happy. And I picked... the... former.
Quote from Michael Scott
Reporter: Michael Scott?
Michael Scott: Yes?
TV Reporter: Do you wanna make a comment on the rumors?
Michael Scott: [sighs] Umm. I have done some very bad things, things of which I am not proud. I would like to publicly apologize to... the coach and the players. And I vow to never listen to my bodily instincts ever again.
TV Reporter: I'm talking about the Sabre printers that catch on fire.
Michael Scott: Oh, okay. I was talking about- What do- What? What's going on?