Michael Scott: Another time, Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like, a minute. The guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired.

Todd: Hey, listen, did you get that package I left for you?
Michael Scott: Uh. No. Did anybody see a package here today? No. How big was it?
Todd: It was pretty big.
Michael Scott: Really?
Todd: Yeah!
Michael Scott: Did you see a big package? Where did you leave it?
Todd: Look in the middle of your office.
Michael Scott: Really? Guys, did you see a big package in my office?
Roy: You mean, the thing?
[Packer laughing]