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Look back at every "That's What She Said" double entendre from The Office. Although it was a catchphrase of sorts for Michael Scott, he wasn't the only one to drop a "TWSS" in the workplace. Dwight, Jim, Pam, Jan, Holly and Creed all had their moments.
Quote from Michael Scott in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Michael Scott: Hey, can you make that straighter? That's what she said.
Phyllis: Did you plan that?
Michael Scott: No.
Pam: "Can you make that straighter?" "That job looks hard." "You should put your mouth on that." How can you even use that one naturally?
Michael Scott: Blowing up balloons, I thought.
Michael Scott: I haven't thought about you having to go back to Nashua.
Holly: Maybe we didn't want to think about it. We can make it work. We'll date long-distance.
Michael Scott: That's what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How's this gonna be any different?
Holly: We weren't in love last time.
Michael Scott: I was in love with you.
Holly: I'm not saying it won't be hard. But we can make it work. That's what she said.
Quote from Michael Scott in Christmas Party
Kevin: Why did you get it so big?
Michael Scott: A, that's what she said, and, B, I wanted it to be impressive. The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year.
Kevin: But what are we gonna do with this hacked-off part?
Michael Scott: Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin, and we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about.
Quote from Clark in Here Comes Treble
Clark: Wait! Wait. Hold on. Where's the band? ‘Cause there's just no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.
Creed: Yeah. That's what she said.
[aside to camera:]
Clark: What, am I overdoing it? No. No.
Quote from Michael Scott in Body Language
Oscar: Your office is full of genitalia.
Michael Scott: [clears throat] Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!
Oscar: "That's what he says?"
Michael Scott: Damn it.
Quote from Michael Scott in Survivor Man
Michael Scott: So, what did I miss?
Jim: Well, I tried to put all the birthdays together at once.
Michael Scott: Oh.
Jim: So, terrible idea.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Okay, I did that. Rookie mistake.
Jim: You did do it?
Michael Scott: Yeah. Just wait. Ten years, you'll figure it out.
Jim: Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years, but-
Michael Scott: That's what I said. That's what she said!
Jim: That's what who says?
Michael Scott: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.
Quote from Michael Scott in Dwight's Speech
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Dwight K. Schrute: [laughs] I don't get it.
Michael Scott: Grapes, seductive.
Quote from Pam in Customer Survey
Kelly: [to Dwight] You can't come into my nook and call me stupid. Maybe if you were a little bit more nice and polite, people wouldn't give such bad customer reviews.
Dwight K. Schrute: The reason that I got bad customer reviews is because I didn't! There is a massive conspiracy going on here, and I know you're involved.
Kelly: Dwight, get out of my nook!
Pam: [over Bluetooth speaker] That's what she said! That's what she said!
Jim: Good one.
Quote from Jim in Weight Loss
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait a minute. One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.
Jim: [looking at Michael] Really? Nothing?
Quote from Michael Scott in Did I Stutter?
Jim: We are here today not to immortalize a man, but an idea. Maybe the idea of a man.
Michael Scott: Hurry, please.
Jim: Greatness is only skin-deep some people say. Well, that's not true. Other people believe it's deeper inside and in this case, that's also not true.
Dwight K. Schrute: Ready and go! Force it in as deep as you can go.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
