‘Suit Warehouse’
Season 9, Episode 11 - Aired January 17, 2013
Dwight and Clark pretend to be father and son for a sales call to a family business. Meanwhile, Darryl and Pam visit Jim's new workplace in Philadelphia, while the Scranton office gets an espresso machine.
Quote from Pam
Nellie: Darryl, looking good!
Darryl: Heading to Philly. Interview with Jim's company.
Pam: Hey, good luck. When you get to Philly, will you tell Jim I miss him?
Darryl: Why don't you come along and tell him yourself?
Pam: Ha ha. That'd be great. Kind of like ditching school, except instead of getting suspended, you get... What do you get? ... Oh my God! Why didn't I think of this? Andy's not here.
Quote from Erin
Pam: Oh, hey, Erin, um, I'm expecting a shipment of pens. Can you cover that?
Erin: Mmm. Cover that. What does that mean, exactly? What are we talking here? Details.
Pam: A delivery guy will deliver a box of pens, and you just make sure everything's in order.
Erin: What? Everything? What, how do I make sure it's in order? I haven't been trained for this.
Pam: Okay, see you later.
Quote from Meredith
Meredith: Nothing wrong with being a gentleman. Like my mom used to say, "Talk classy, act nasty".
Clark: What's with the wig, Meredith?
Meredith: What, is it on backwards?
Clark: Nope, you got it. You fixed it.
Quote from Erin
Erin: I don't really have time to think about Pete right now. I just have a lot going on with this whole shipment of pens. And I have a lot of people trusting me, and I would feel super guilty if I broke anyone's trust. About the pens.
Quote from Creed
[After they all put their hands together]
Phyllis: Hey, where's my ring?
Creed: I'm sure it'll turn up.
Quote from Kevin
Nellie: A-bam! [slams espresso cup on table] My favorite is Viennese Amaretto. And the worst flavor I've tried so far is Alpine Select!
Kevin: Yes! [giggles and picks up Angela]
Angela: Ugh!
Kevin: One. [as he picks Angela up in the air]
Angela: Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!
Kevin: Two. [picks Angela up again]
Angela: Stop it!
Kevin: Three.
Oscar: That's enough, Kevin.
Angela: Stop it, Kevin!
Kevin: Four.
Oscar: That's enough.
Angela: Kevin!
Quote from Erin
Pete: Stocking pens, huh? You're like the new office administrator.
Erin: No, I just took over the pen shipment because Pam had to leave. When I say it out loud, I know that sounds insane, but it's the truth, I swear.
Kevin: Pam! Pam, look out! Erin's gunning for your job!
Erin: No, I'm not! [Kevin imitates gunfire] It's not like that at all! Forget it, I'm so sorry.
Kevin: Pam, look out!
Erin: [repacking pens] Pens, you did not buy into this. I am sorry, what a day you've had.
Quote from Darryl
Pam: They're the ones who put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop. It's like if I put a glass of milk on the edge of the table and Cece knocks it over, I don't blame Cece.
Darryl: So I'm like a three year old girl in this scenario?
Pam: Say they don't hire you. It's not like you're out on the street. You have a great job with people who love you.
Darryl: And I'd only get to see Jada on the weekends. You know, I'm... I'm not so sure I'd like living in Philadelphia.
Pam: Right? Thank you! It's just Philly. Everyone's acting like it's New York or Paris or London.
Darryl: Who needs it?
Pam: Not us.
Quote from Angela
Kevin: It feels really hot in here. Is it hot in here? It feels really, really hot in here.
Oscar: It's insane! They need to have the A.C. on year round! January, too!
Angela: [banging on window] I don't get the point of this stupid window!
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: Kill their fish, and they still hire me. That's how you do that, baby. It's all good, I'm ready. Y'all ready for this? [sings intro to "Everybody Dance Now", points to Pam to sing first line]
Pam: ... Everybody dance now! [Darryl continues singing]