Phyllis: Ho ho ho! For Stanley! Ho ho ho! You've been very good this year -
Stanley: I have.
Michael Scott: [on microphone] Yeah, except for cheating on your wife. Adultery's a sin, look it up in the Bible people. What'd you get?
Kevin: He got scented candles!
Michael Scott: [on microphone] Oh, that's appropriate. Lot of fire where you're going. Better get used to it. You're going to H-E-L-L double hockey sticks. You're going to Hell, Stanley.

David: [on the phone] Listen, I shouldn't tell you this, but the company has a buyer. The board will have no choice to approve. They are going to clean house.
Michael Scott: What does that mean?
David: I'll be fired.
Michael Scott: Well, can't Alan protect you?
David: Alan will be out, too. All of us.
Michael Scott: All of us?
David: Goodbye, Michael.

David: [answering the phone] Hey, sweetie, what is it?
Michael Scott: It's not sweetie, it's Michael Scott.
David: What the hell?
Michael Scott: Stephanie could you hop off please?
David: Michael, I have never, ever, ever-
Michael Scott: David! David, you are on speakerphone with the entire branch, and the warehouse.

Michael Scott: David, they do not believe me. When you told me everyone was canned.
David: You weren't supposed to tell anyone, Michael.
Michael Scott: Well, I think we're past that now.
David: I am not supposed to... Okay. Guys. I was really only talking about Alan, myself, a few other execs you don't know.
Jim: Oh my God, David. That's horrible.
Meredith: How 'bout us? It's Meredith. By the way, your wife is a very lucky woman.
David: Look. They're buying the company for the distribution. You guys are the only thing about this company that works. So congratulations.
Michael Scott: We're not fired?
David: No! No, and congratulations.
Michael Scott: Yeah! It's a Christmas miracle!

Dwight K. Schrute: [singing] I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone. [speaking] It's true. We all walk alone. [Andy joins in singing] My shadow's the only one that walks beside me. My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating...

Kevin: [singing] Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, thy leaves are so unchanging...

Matt: Nice to meet you Oscar.
Oscar: Nice to meet you, Mark!
Matt: It's Matt.
Oscar: Right, Matt. [Matt leaves] I know what I'm doing, Pam.

Dwight K. Schrute: Oh man! I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, Brazil nuts, pecans, almonds. Clams, snails...

Michael Scott: Hi, Santa.
Phyllis: Hi, Michael. [Michael sits on her lap] Mm. 'kay.
Michael Scott: I'd like to make a wish.
Phyllis: What?
Michael Scott: I would like an Xbox, and a TV that's compatible with an Xbox. And, I'm sorry.
Phyllis: An Xbox it is. Because I've decided you're a good boy.

Dwight K. Schrute: It is time to unveil the tree.
Oscar: Hey, Rockefeller Center!
Jim: Yeah.
Ryan: Uh, I have actually been to Rock Center, and this is nothing like that.
Jim: This is all we have.
Ryan: Ugh.
Jim: No, it's not "ugh." It is office camaraderie.