Phyllis: Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
Kevin: Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: What line of work you in, Bob?

Michael Scott: Ryan?
Ryan: I don't do lunch. I'm eating five small meals a day now.
[aside to camera:]
Ryan: Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp, again, I find that food is one thing I can control.

Erin: These are amazing. You took all these?
Ryan: I've always found beauty in uncommon places. Homeless people. Graffiti. Photography lets me capture all that. Have you ever been photographed before?
Erin: Oh, just by like friends.
Ryan: Well, here's what I've been doing around here. It's for a series on exposure in the workplace.

Kelly: I want to watch the Kardashians! I don't want to watch boring-
Ryan: It's my-
Stanley: The Kardashians is a good show.
Ryan: No it's- How would he even know the Kardashians?
Kelly: It's about a family. A real-life family.
Ryan: No, Stanley, do you-

Kelly: [in a Cookie Monster voice] "My name is Kevin, I'm an accountant." See, I did the voice.
Ryan: That's a little derivative.
Kelly: But parody is always derivative.
Ryan: Uh, it's not organic. Do you know what I mean?

Andy: Hi, Ryan, you went to business school, right?
Ryan: Yup.
Andy: I need somebody to talk to this seminar about business.
Ryan: And?
Andy: Can you do it?
Ryan: Okay. I don't... I don't like committing to things just like that.
Andy: So no?
Ryan: No, I don't like committing to not doing things, either. That's just as big a commitment.
Kelly: Oh, baby.
Andy: What do I put you down for, bro hombre?
Ryan: Yes.
Andy: All right!
Ryan: Yes, I'll do it.
Andy: Okay, than you so much. It's going to be so awesome.
Ryan: And if I flake, I flake.
Andy: What?

Stanley: Try mose1234.
Ryan: Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like...z64$8. [incorrect password] Not that exactly, Jim, something like that.

Erin: Whoa. the lights are still on.
Ryan: Yeah, they keep them on 'cause it's less expensive than turning them on and off.
Erin: I like how guys just know stuff all the time.
Ryan: Girls know a lot of stuff too, okay? And nobody knows more than you. Especially me.

Ryan: I love you.
Kelly: I love you too.
Ryan: We're gonna be together forever.
Kelly: We're running off into the sunset.
Ryan: I finally mastered commitment.