‘Roy's Wedding’
Season 9, Episode 2 - Aired September 27, 2012
Pam and Jim are shocked by how much Roy has changed when they attend his wedding. Meanwhile, Clark convinces Erin to "audition" for a TV news role, and Dwight fights Nellie over a corporate charity program.
Quote from Andy
Clark: All right. We got that. That's a rap, everybody.
Erin: Aw.
Andy: Just, you sure Clark?
Clark: Yep, she's done.
Andy: No, I just, I don't mean Erin. I mean for me. I didn't feel good about that.
Clark: No, we got it. We got it.
Erin: Great! Let's get some food. I'm starving.
Andy: I don't think we did get it. I could do, uh, a couple more takes. We could do it in close-up. That might even be better for editing.
Clark: OK, I don't.
Andy: All right.
Erin: I'm hungry.
Andy: Uh, Pete, you wanna take Erin to get a burger or something?
Pete: Yeah, whatever you say, boss.
Andy: Okay. [to Erin] I'll call you later.
Erin: Okay.
Andy: [to Clark] So this is a single.
Quote from Erin
Erin: Hey, even if this doesn't work out for me, I'm just glad I had the guts to do it. And, maybe it'll work out for Andy.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, god.
Nellie: That is absolutely revolting!
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah.
Nellie: He is so good, though.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Nellie: The way he just cuts off his arm.
Dwight K. Schrute: If you like James Franco, we really should watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Nellie: Well, he's a genius, you know? He was in graduate programs at Yale, Columbia and NYU all at the same time.
Dwight K. Schrute: Whoopty doo. That doesn't make you a genius.
Nellie: Well, it doesn't make you stupid.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, it does, actually. It makes you real stupid.
Nellie: Oh, stupid like you.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, like you.
Nellie: Like you.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're the stupid one.
Nellie: You're the stupid one.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're the stupid one.
Nellie: You're the stupid one.
Dwight K. Schrute: You, you, you, you...
Quote from Toby
Oscar: Next question for our oldie-weds-
Kevin: What's the craziest place you've ever made whoopie?
Angela: [to Kevin] Language.
Phyllis: Who was Pam's first celebrity crush?
Oscar: Pam's first celebrity crush.
Toby: [whispering] John Stamos.
Jim: Ready?
Pam: Uh-huh.
Jim: John Stamos.
Angela: Oh!
Pam: Yes. But John Stamos was temporary. I quickly moved on to-
Toby: Johnny Depp.
Pam: Johnny Depp. [everyone looks at Toby]
Toby: ... Uh, uh, um, I was having this separate conversation with Kevin. Uh, Johnny Depp.
Kevin: Totally. George Clooney.