Roy Anderson Quotes Page 2 of 2
Quote from The Negotiation
Roy: I'm so sorry, Pammy. I mean, I wasn't going to do anything, but then I kept thinking about you two together. I just thought you guys were really good friends or maybe he was gay or something. Not that that's wrong.
Quote from Roy's Wedding
Jim: Thanks for inviting us, by the way.
Roy: Are you kidding?
Jim: That was- That was a surprise.
Roy: Come on. If it wasn't for you, I never would've met Laura. I mean, seriously, kinda dodged a bullet on that one. Just kidding.
Jim: You're welcome.
Quote from Roy's Wedding
Jim: By the way, man, this place is beautiful.
Roy: Started a gravel company. I mean, who knew it'd take off?
Jim: Gravel company?
Roy: Yeah. What about you? What are you doing?
Jim: Not gravel, obviously. No, things are good. Things are good. Got some stuff in the works. So-
Quote from Roy's Wedding
Roy: So, uh, it was a year ago today that I met Laura. I thought she was my waitress and, uh, took her three weeks to tell me that she actually owned the place. You are full of surprises. You are my beautiful mystery girl. And, today, I have a surprise for you. [approaches piano]
Jim: He plays piano?
Pam: No. Roy? No.
Roy: You know how I said I was taking boxing lessons? Actually, I was doing this. Um, so, I hope that you like it. [sits in front of piano]
Darryl: [clapping] You got this, Roy.
[Roy begins playing and singing Billy Joel's "She's Got a Way About Her"]
Quote from Ben Franklin
Roy: I'm not really into strippers. You know what I find sexy? Pam's art. She's an artist and I appreciate that. It's very moving and sexy, the art.