Roy: Hey! They're playing our song, huh?
Pam: Yeah, that's weird. I thought they only played The Police.
Roy: I know. I I gave them 20 bucks. You wanna dance?

Roy: I don't really want to work here without Pam. You know that Cinderella song, "You Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)"? That pretty much says it better than how I know how to say it... in words.

Roy: This is awesome.
Pam: I know. It's totally gonna change the way I work out.
Roy: Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, now I don't have to. I'm gonna save a ton of money.
Pam: So what are you gonna get me instead?
Roy: I don't know. Probably, like, a sweater or something.

Roy: Everybody, could I get your attention for just a second? Can you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what's really important and Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. [cheering] How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it!

Roy: Jim. Jim Halpert. Hey, I, you know, heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam and-
Jim: Oh, no, no.
Roy: No, no, it's cool, 'cause I know you're a good guy, and I know that that crush ended a long time ago. So, you know, we're cool. All right?
Jim: Yeah. No, yeah. Definitely.
Roy: You know, it's great with me. 'Cause that way I'm glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with.
Jim: Oh.
Roy: And then she's not all "bap, bap, bap, bap," you know, when she gets home.
Jim: Yeah. I like talking to her, too.
Roy: So, we're cool, right?
Jim: Yes. Yeah.

Roy: After Pam dumped me, I kind of stopped taking care of myself for a while there, and I hit bottom when I had a drunk driving arrest. Yeah, I've been working out and, you know, I'm not going to take her for granted. I got to win her back.

Roy: So I only use three?
Pam: If you're using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you're doing it wrong.
Roy: OK. And where to do you get all those cool bows?
Pam: Oh, I just get those at any party supply place.
Roy: OK. Are you sure I can't use like, the cartoons from the newspaper?
Pam: Oh yeah, your mom would love that.

Roy: Hey. You remember when we were planning our honeymoon, and you wanted to go to Hawaii and I wanted to go to Mexico?
Pam: Yeah.
Roy: I was definitely right. Oh, brother.

Pam: Roy, I picked those flowers. Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding.
Roy: I guess I wasn't really too involved in the planning. Yeah. Sorry about that.
Pam: It's okay.
Roy: Well, you think it sucks for you? I'm the one who actually wanted to get married.

Roy: Are they gonna call the cops?
Kenny: No. I paid them off.
Roy: Jet ski money?
Kenny: All of it.
Roy: I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.