Robert: Merry Christmas, Erin. Kelly, Happy Pancha Ganapati.
Kelly: Ew. What is that?
Robert: The five day Hindu celebration in December honoring the god Ganesh, Patron of the Arts.
Kelly: Cool.

Robert: Erin, what can I get for you?
Erin: Uh, do you have cola? Kirkland if you have it.
Robert: Now, why would you come to a bar and ask for a cola when you can get some from the kitchen? Did some small part of you want something a little stronger? Ryan, Kevin, Phyllis, Oscar, come and take these shots!

Robert: I'm just about to give the tour.
Jim: All right.
Robert: Join us. You must see what you were laughing about.
Jim: I must...

Jim: Robert, thank you. Thank you for this. Thank you for all this. This night's been magical.
Robert: Jim, come see this next room. I think you especially would like it.
Jim: Really? Why?
Robert: I don't know. Maybe not. Just come.

Jim: Well, he's Florida's problem now.
Robert: Oh, let Dwight have his fun. Today will not be his day.
Jim: What's that?
Robert: I'm gonna tank the Sabre store at the presentation to the board.
Jim: I thought you liked the store?
Robert: Well, the store is lovely. You created a wonderful space to showcase our product line. Great job. Cheers.
Jim: Thank you.
Robert: But, there's a reason we sell our products online and over-the-phone. Have you ever used Sabre electronics, Jim? They're cheap. They're unintuitive. The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wise to us.
Jim: Wow. When you put it that way, I guess it does sound pretty terrible.
Robert: I couldn't just kill the project from the start. Jo Bennett endorsed it. Shame though, I did like Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: [from across the green] Robert, I'm gonna win! Ha ha, I'm the gentleman! Suck it!
Robert: [to Dwight] Bravo, Dwight! Very good! [Jim looks surprised] [to Jim] Shame.

Robert: "Good morning, Robert," says no one because our receptionist is in Florida.

Robert: Nellie?
Nellie: Yes, Robert?
Robert: You're clearly under a lot of stress with the moving and the work situation you've found yourself in.
Nellie: Yeah.
Robert: Let's help her out, shall we? Go above and beyond today to show her some of that warm Scranton hospitality. Jim. Dwight. Take the day. Help Nellie move those boxes into her new place.
Dwight K. Schrute: Why Jim?
Robert: The rest of you, let's throw a party at the end of the day to welcome the newest member of our little community.